March 1:
1. What's So Funny?
2.  Master Chief
3. To Tell The Truth?

March 2:
1. Customer Appreciation
2. Pun Warning
3. Hair?

March 3:
1. How Is She?
2. Walked Out
3. Sweet Delusion?

March 4:
1. Pun WARNING
2.   Once, Twice ...
3. Ivory Fossils?

March 5:
1. It's M-my Job
2. A Man's Attentions
3. My Uncle Joe Is So Stupid....

March 6:
1. Fracas
2. What Hurt?
3. Helpful Surprise

March 7:
1. I Wish I Were A Bear
2. Just Checking
3. Why Are Fire Trucks Red?

March 8:
1. ...walks into a bar...
2. It's All About Numbers
3. Will You Be Joining Me

March 9:
1. Bad Treatment
2. Out Of This World
3. Valentines' Cards

March 10:
1. THE TAX POEM
2. Entitled
3. From "THE OFFICIAL RULES AND EXPLANATIONS"

March 11:
1. Not Deadly
2.   Okay Doc
3. "I Know!"

March 12:
1. The Tooth
2. RULES OF THE OFFICE
3. Absolutely Not

March 13:
1. Rejected Titles
2. That's Odd
3. Positive ID Please

March 14:
1. Twist!
2. Acquittal
3. He Used To Be A Used Car Salesman

March 15:
1. RECOMMENDED READING
2. Innocent But Assumed Guilty
3. License

March 16:
1. BETTER PETS 
2. You Win
3. Have Some Fun

March 17:
1. Confined 
2. Always On The Computer
3. But I'm Not...

March 18:
1. Happiest Man
2. Scoff No More
3. Thesis

March 19:
1. Paper Work?
2. Old But Good!
3. Under Construction

March 20:
1. Final Four
2. None Whatsoever
3. Self-Esteem

March 21:
1. "You Gotta Help Me"
2. Dear Mom
3. V.P.

March 22:
1. How Much?
2. Homework Schedule
3. Fearless Leader

March 23:
1. Raw Recruits
2. Car Alarms?
3. Changes? 

March 24:
1. Lose Control?
2.  A Little More
3. Good Times

March 25:
1. Price Increase
2. MR. POTATO HEAD
3. Stand Up For Yourself

March 26:
1. Money Maker
2. Labeling
3. The Patch(es)

March 27:
1. Analyzing
2. Old Fashioned
3. Short Takes

March 28:
1. An Opinion
2. A Long Walk
3. No Way!

March 29:
1. Captain Black's Company
2. Government Office Rules
3. What Poor Means?

March 31:
1. Shock!
2. Keeping It All In Proportion
3.  Vocabulary