February 1 :
1. University Drive
2. "Blonde Construction Workers"
3. Bosses
4. Mom
5. Mr. John Hinckley

February 2 :
1. Wal-Mart
2. A - Z of Friendship
3. Two Blondes
4. Redneck Addicted to the World of Computers

February 3 :
1. Size 8
2. Shorts
3. You Know You're Too...

February 4 :
1.  Not For You
2. "Doctor! Doctor!"
3. "George? Who's George?"
4.  Be Yourself
5. "Hey, y'all..."

February 5:
1. Anagrams
2. Emergency Flashers!"
3. Pied Piper

February 6:
1.Y to K problem
2. Beaten Path
3. Groaner

February 7:
1.  Water ?
2. A Panda Bear
3. Richard the Pourer

February 8:
1. Too Expensive
2. The President
3. Court Testimony
4. "Excuses Why Men Forget A Gift On Valentine's Day"

February 9 :
1. Fishing
2. A Good Man
3. Printers
4. Baseball

February 10 :
1. BEST RESULTS
2. CONFUCIUS SAYS.....
3. PRECISELY?

February 11 :
1. Elephant Jokes
2. For Sale?
3. Q & A...Lawyers

February 12 :
1. Statistics
2. Drink!
3. At The Post Office....
4. "Hey pal, I'm Polish ..."

February 13 :
1. A Man in a Bar
2. Excuses For Calling in Sick
3. A MAN'S GUIDE TO WOMENGLISH
4. Fat Free French Fries

February 14 :
1. Valentine's Day Origin
2. Love is ....
3. Vincent Van Gogh

February 15 :
1. Old but Good!
2. BAd,Bad, Bad...
3. Unions
4. I am my own Grandpa

February 16 :
1. Groan . . .
2. Annual Fund Drives
3.  Car repair
4. A Drunk

February 17 :
1. Mother-in-Law
2. "Do you think you're stupid ? "
3. Three Gifts
4. The Rarest Egg

February 18 :
1. A Million Dollars
2. Quotes and Thoughts
3. Did you hear....
4. Paul Revere?

February 19 :
1. A Lousy Excuse
2. Quips & Quotes
3. An Affair
4. The Happiest Day of Your Life
5. The Would-be-Cattleman

February 20 :
1. His Name is Bill
2. A Deep Voice
3. Dear Boss
4. First-Aid

February 21 :
1. Play  Doctor
2. AKC
3. Political Correctness For Teenagers
4. Essay...

February 22 :
1. On Humility
2. The Trials of  Getting Older
3. 20 Reasons Why Star Wars Is Better Than Titanic
4. Elephants

February 23 :
1. I.R.S.
2. "Professional"
3. BANK ON MY ACCOUNT

February 24 :
1. My name is...
2. "I'm not proud"
3. The Top 15 Dan Quayle Campaign Promises
4. God's Army

February 25 :
1. MEMO FROM I.T. DEPARTMENT:
2. "An Overweight Blonde"
3. A Tale Of Two Horses

February 26 :
1. Quips,Quotes and Questions!
2. Not Raising Hogs
3. An Honest Man

February 27 :
1. When God was making the Earth
2. My Brother
3. "Roses...."
4. 24 Hours to Live !

February 28 :
1. A Reservation
2. The First Parent
3. What is a Friend?


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