December 1:
1. Retrospective Mourning
2. "Where've you been?"
3. Who's The Problem?

December 2:
1. One Hour
2. GI Insurance
3. QUIPS & QUOTES 

December 3:
1. More QUIPS & QUOTES
2. Flat Tire, Huh?
3. A New Practice

December 4:
1. Their Ancestors
2. The Candle
3. The Phone Call

December 5:
1. T H A T   9 1 1   C A L L
2. Today's Stock Market Report
3. Slight Lean?

December 6:
1. From The Archives
2. "Accountant Counting Sheep"
3. SAY WHAT?


December 7:
1. Ups and Downs
2.  To Go On Forever... 
3. Who's There? 

December 8:
1. How Was "Your" Stay? 
2. True Story
3. The Census Taker

December 9:
1. Meet Me For Lunch?
2. Lawyers!
3. Pun Time

December 10:
1. Bank Warnings 
2. It is I
3. Shott and Nott 

December 11:
1. "Yeah, I know"
2. Dream Job
3. It's All In The Name 

December 12:
1. From The Punny Side
2. More Church Signs
3. The Definitions?

December 13:
1. "Don't Worry Dear" 
2. The Armed Services 
3. Rest Assured

December 14:
1. Chickens?
2. The Son
3. Family Reunion

December 15:
1. Once Upon A Time
2. Metronome
3. "Don't Worry"

December 16:
1. ONE MILLION DOLLARS! 
2. There Is Always One!
3. "Stop or Slow Down?"

December 17:
1. "Can I Sit Like You"
2. Happy Birthday
3. Usual Tip

December 18:
1. Will You State Your Name
2. THE SONG IN A TRUNK .....
3. Silent Night?

December 19:
1. INSOMNIA
2. Pearl?
3. GOOD  WATERMELON

December 20:
1. Good News and Bad News 
2. One Hour Before Breakfast 
3. "What you need..." 

December 21:
1. Don't Forget
2. All In The Family
3. On Thrones

December 22:
1. Going Postal 
2. Divorce Court 
3. POISON

December 23:
1. Just Rain
2. It's All In How You Look At It!
3. Thanks To The Government

December 24:
1. Pretend
2. The Official
3.Threw a Rock

December 26:
1. Your Own Present
2. Trivia Questions from the year 2100
3. The Hunter

December 27:
1. What A Loss
2. Bottle Labels
3. For Sale

December 28:
1. Exact Change
2. Business Boomed!
3. The Day After Christmas

December 29:
1. Short Jokes! 
2. More Short Jokes!
3. Yet More Short Jokes! 

December 30:
1. Football
2. $1 A Share
3. The Worst Day

December 31:
1. SIGNS THAT YOU ARE NOT Y2K READY
2.  SIGNS THAT YOUR COMPUTER ISN'T Y2K READY
3. FORGETFUL GEORGE

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