Aug 1:
1. Explanations...
2. Takeoff
3. Mystery Solved

Aug 2:
1. Smoke
2. Dem Bones
3. Phone Solicitors

Aug 3:
1. Sign Of The Times
2. Pun Zone
3. Trial Basis Only

Aug 4:
1. Signs
2. To The Top
3. Let's Get It Right, Now!

Aug 5:
1. Psychics Only Please
2. I'm Not Scared
3. So Sorry...

Aug 6:
1.  Small Pleasures
2. Family Love
3. Thoughts on Women & Marriage

Aug 7:
1. She Don't Care
2. About Two Hours
3. Sales vs. Management

Aug 8:
1. Titanic (From The Archives)
2. American Food
3. Cheap Ride

Aug 9:
1. Understanding
2. Add A Little Water
3. Domestic vs. Imported

Aug 10:
1. "What's That?"
2. Emergency Repair Kit
3. Favorites!

Aug 11:
1. Mr. Cowboy
2. Parasitic Infection
3.  The Question

Aug 12:
1. Men Bashing
2. The Cell Phone
3. Lawyers Quips!

Aug 13:
1. THE SIX PHASES OF A PROJECT
2. Nobel Prize 
3. Awkward Question?

Aug 14:
1. Next
2. The Elevator
3. Vacancies

Aug 15:
1. Quotes, Quips & Questions
2. So Improved
3. All I Really Know I Learned From The Wizard Of Oz

Aug 16:
1. I Figured It All Out!
2. Said The Orangutan
3. Lost & Found

Aug 17:
1. OOPS!
2. Hey, That's Okay
3. A Good Steak

Aug 18:
1. Poor Ol' Pa
2. Hard To Believe
3. Sales?

Aug 19:
1. Three Psychiatrists
2. Golf Dilemma
3. An English Garden

Aug 20:
1. A Sign
2. New Knowledge!
3. The Senate

Aug 21:
1. State-Of-The-Art
2. Local Repair Shop
3. How's it going?

Aug 22:
1. Top Ten Reasons Why Dogs Are Better Pets Than Cats
2. Wow, What A Memory
3. Magnifying Glass

Aug 23:
1. A Hole In Your Head!
2. "FORE!"
3. Divorced!

Aug 24:
1. Great Excuses
2. Rejected Rejection
3. Pure Presumption

Aug 25:
1. CLEVER SIGNS
2. Congratulations 
3. RULES OF THE OFFICE

Aug 26:
1. A Great Deal!
2. Medical or Surgical
3. Beauty Make-Over

Aug 27:
1. You've Got To Be Kidding?
2. Nasty Bruises?
3. Dish Licking?

Aug 28:
1. Funds Needed
2. Epidemic Of Robberies
3. Bear Hunters

Aug 29:
1. Does She Cook?
2. 20 Years Later
3. No More!

Aug 30:
1. A New Twist On An Old Joke
2. An Expert on Children
3. Definitions from The College Dictionary

Aug 31:
1. I Know It Is Early...
2. A Classic 
3. Endorsement Anyone?