April 1:
1. Bad Directions...
2. Solomon-Like Wisdom
3. Prenuptual Agreement

April 2:
1. Spell
2. Want To Bet?
3. Formerly Employed

April 3:
1. How Far?
2. Set Of Laws
3. To Err Is Human

April 4:
1. What's The Matter?
2. An Archive Classic
3. Remember

April 5:
1. Testify
2. No Vacations!
3. Contest

April 6:
1. Don't Worry About It
2. Can Anyone Tell Me
3. Quarter Horse

April 7:
1. Company Fitness
2. HOW'S YOUR JOB
3. TYPOS?

April 8:
1. The Leaf
2. Math Problems?
3. Snobby Friends

April 9:
1. 24 Hour Service
2. Star Of The Show
3. An Archive CLASSIC

April 10:
1. Dogs
2. Nothing
3. Groan Warning

April 11:
1. Little Johnny To The Rescue
2. Shop 'Til You Drop
3. Get Out Much?

April 12:
1. Albert Einstein
2. Pot Of Coffee
3. Take Them All

April 13:
1. Alien Message Decoded
2. Limp
3. Chief Qualification

April 14:
1. 20-minute Speech
2. Faith
3. Toy Disclaimers

April 15:
1. Easter Bunny
2. Where Are YOU???
3. Cookies vs. Apples

April 16:
1. Give Me  A Break!
2. Intense Gestures
3. Getting Organized

April 17:
1. Pun Warning
2. Valuables
3. Advertising

April 18:
1. He'll Figure It Out!
2. Finally Even
3. Without An Accent

April 19:
1. Wool Socks?
2. Newman and Redford
3. Vat A Country

April 20:
1. Bill
2. R-E-C-O-N-C-I-L-I-A-T-I-O-N
3. Complimentary

April 21:
1. Fallen
2. Down Hill
3. Counseling?

April 22:
1. Almost Certainly Be Fatal
2. Olive Oil?
3. Way Faster

April 23:
1. 'Bug'
2. Very Good Seats
3. Right ANswers

April 24:
1. Use A LOT!
2. No Tan
3. High-Tech Gadgets

April 25:
1. 26 Below!
2.  Eh, What's That You Say?
3. "Hello?"

April 26:


April 27:
1. DINNER ORDER
2. Gas Cap
3. Insane

April 28:
1. Twenty or Thirty, PLEASE!
2. You & Me
3. I Heard You Say...

April 29:
1. "Dear Son"
2. Groaner Alert
3. Hard At Work

April 30:
1. The Ratio
2. That's His
3. Fifty Seats