April 1: 1. Billing Dept. 2. It's All In The Name 3. Keep Trying! April 3: 1. "Are You All Right?" 2. In Laws 3. Blood Pressure April 4: 1. It's All The Same 2. Mr. Poe 3. What Flavor? April 5: 1. Funny Police Quotes 2. Strange 3. No Doubt April 6: 1. Why Dogs Can't Use Computers 2. What A Team 3. I Don't Understand April 7: 1. What Might Have Been... 2. THINGS WILL ROGERS NEVER SAID 3. So TRUE April 8: 1. Them Darn Flies! 2. Avid Fan 3. C'mon Coach! April 9: 1. Linguistics 2. CONFUCIUS SAYS... 3. Spike April 11: 1. A Deep Voice 2. Play Doctor 3. My name is... April 12: 1. Standard Question 2. FOR SALE BY OWNER 3. BLACKSMITH April 13: 1. Start Spreading ... 2. O-o-p-s ! 3. Lawyers April 15: 1. Those Famous Words "Guess What" 2. Why? 3. A CHANGE OF PLAN April 17: 1. Too High 2. Step On It 3. From The Archives April 18: 1. Lost & Found 2. PLEASE 3. You Don't Need Brains To... April 19: 1. On Being Bald... 2. Down The Street 3. Only Chance April 20: 1. Proper Care 2. Orders? 3. The Law April 21: 1. REASONS WHY THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS HARD TO LEARN 2. Sizes 3. All Aboard April 22: 1. Deer Hunter! 2. Exactly 3. A Nuetral Game April 23: 1. Politics 2. What A Choice 3. Pertinent Observations for the Equestrian Neophyte April 24: 1. Leaving? 2. Marriage Problems 3. Not All Bad April 25: 1. TAKEN FOR A RIDE 2. Rejecting A Rejection Letter 3. Travel Tips April 26: 1. "Correct Punctuation" 2. The Light of the World 3. VANITY INSANITY April 27: 1. Right & Wrong 2. Reasons the Easter Bunny Brings Eggs 3. Advice Please April 28: 1. A Terrible Blaze 2. Voicemail Thoughts 3. Best Deals April 29: 1. What Do You Say? 2. Staked Out 3. More Voicemail Thoughts! April 30: 1. Birthday Gift 2. Good Advice 3. Golf Fanatic
